“In the picture where you’re holding the baby, do you keep him in the cage behind you?”
“I see that you are good at parallel parking, how long does it typically take you to park?”
then why did you send me this message???
“I’m not the droid you’re looking for”
message from a guy whose username is laxd13; people from princeton, connecticut and long island will probably be the only ones to get this reference.
“I like to eat every day so that I have something to poop the next day. So, you could say that I’m always thinking about the future”
“how can jeopardy contestants possibly know all of those answers..I mean come on already.”
“the first thing people notice about me: 001010100010101001001010010”
“I’m actually a few inches shorter than 5’9″, but I like to say 5’9″ because it works out to 69 inches and that has a nice ring to it.”
“If something in your profiles catches my eye, I’m probably going to send you lyrics. Probably metal lyrics.”
which is cooler, the guy who started three twins ice cream or the guy who is sometimes the A’s mascot?
“I’m a true to form, Gen-Y dualist…an outdoorsy urbanite with an affinity for new technology and adventure sports.”