If you watch Godzilla backwards it’s about a giant lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt down city then moonwalks back into the ocean.
— Bad Advice Dog (@BadAdviceDog) June 2, 2013
WHY DO I TALK TO CATS ON THE INTERNET I AM A HUMAN BEING AND CATS CAN'T TALK
— Ben Carlos I (@SoBendito) May 29, 2013
the typewriter is holy 