i'd tell you my joke about the mythical horse, but I'm afraid you might find it unicorny
— Tim Dickinson (@7im) February 22, 2013
I just watched The Breakfast Club and guess what? NO FUCKIN' BREAKFAST.
— james coker (@JamesWCoker) May 2, 2013
If we took all the guns out of video games, Oregon Trail would just be about some poor family dying of dysentery while their oxen drown.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 11, 2013
Today's high: 64 degrees Today's low: going to happy hour on an empty stomach & passing out on your couch by 9pm
— San Francisco Fog (@KarlTheFog) May 10, 2013