Oh hey, Eagleton – where's YOUR Season 6?
— Parks and Recreation (@parksandrecnbc) May 9, 2013
Dance like no one is watching outside your window. And also please move just a little to your left.
— Jed Rigney (@JedRigney) May 9, 2013
More effective than Spanx: Never leave your house
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) May 9, 2013
Two women dressed like Louis CK holding hands. I love you, Portland
— Chris Garcia (@_chrisgarcia) May 9, 2013
I want to watch a movie about people being too fast and too furious but I don't think there are any options
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) May 5, 2013
He died doing what he loved, driving while texting
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) May 4, 2013