How do these chopsticks know I'm white? http://t.co/nPn7rh0ZAH
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) April 25, 2013
My neighborhood is halfway gentrified, which means that there’s still graffiti but it’s all whimsically done by unemployed art majors.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) April 25, 2013
Why would you ever hate someone for the color of their skin or their sexuality when you could hate them for their personality?
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) April 23, 2013
okay i just got asked out by a nice jewish boy with a good job. please don't tell my mom i don't want her to be happy.
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) April 23, 2013