You shouldn't drink gasoline. Shouldn't. Not can't.
— Reid Faylor (@reidfaylor) April 4, 2013
Staying in tonight? Shut your eyes and imagine James Earl Jones reading Drake lyrics to you.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 17, 2013
Turning to an episode of Seinfeld and discovering it's one you've never seen is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 28, 2013