Just found out that Waka Flocka isn't his real name. It was changed at Ellis Island.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) January 17, 2013
Just had a snack with lots of MSG and now I can taste music
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) January 31, 2013
In bed on a Friday night cradling a turkey sandwich and watching Daria. Um, because of the blizzard. Yep. That’s it.
— Ryan O’Connell (@ryanoconn) February 9, 2013
Supposedly mangos are the most sexual fruit but it basically just laid there the whole time until I came
— Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) January 7, 2013
Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) January 9, 2013
I am DTFML
— Big Tits Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon) January 14, 2013